-----Original Message-----

From: Mark Chernowski [mailto:thadog00639@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:15 AM
To: editors@mikehersh.com
Subject: you are a typical dumbass liberal

Hey Hersh,
 
You are a f****ing idiot like all liberals.  You just can't stand the fact that conservatives are intellectually and knowledgably more intellengent [sic] than you.  Your collumns [sic] are F***ing ridiculous and just rant the sorry pittiness [sic] of you sad and disgruntled liberals.  You say that we are dumb.  Hahahha.  It's just ironic that conservatives are actually the people who work and drive this economy forward.  It's f***ing idiot journalists like you who don't do s++t but slant the truth to the American public, half of which is stupid enough to believe what you say.  You can't fool me and people who are educated and intelligent.  So just keep on writing your s++t you f***ing ass clown.  I am more intelligent than you and all liberals drunk than you clowns are sober.  Get a reasonable party together and we have a fight.  You idiots are the ones holding people and society back.  So just on moving farther left.  It's just gonna move people further and further away.  I laugh as I write this because you probably don't even know how to read.  So I am basically wasting my time on another liberal just as the federal government is on you and all the f***ing n***ers living off of well-fare [sic].  So try to read this if you can and quit making such idiotic, iggnorant [sic], and arrogant comments like you do.  George Bush is well and beyond a stronger leader and president than f***ing Clinton and it will take you and all your small dicked liberal friends to admit that.  I just consider all liberal pussies cuz all you idiots do is complain all the f***ing time.  I don't remember the last time a republican was whinning [sic] and pissing his pants all the time.  Ohh yeah his career would be destroyed if he did because of the biased media.  Why am I wasting my time on this anyways [sic] and your left-winged editorial staff. If you have any nutts [sic] you would write me back but I know that you don't.  So keep on writing your pathetic propoganda [sic].  It just makes me laugh at how stupid you and your party are.  I just wonder sometimes how people that are in the mass media can really be that blind and stupid.  But you and everyone else is [sic].  Hahahhahha.  Move to Europe if you can't survive with traditional capitalism.
 
F*** you cuz I know that you can't put up an argument like all liberals,
Bush-Cheney '04 supporter
 
Hahha you are a typical dumbass liberal
I thought that people were smarter than that
I am done and tired of writing this and reading your pointless s++t

Hey Chernowski:

With all the misspellings and punk-ass stupidity this is a hilarious parody of a typical $10,000 a year right winger. Great job! We're all having a huge laugh at the expense of the mindless Bush/Cheney Stepford voters.

Nice use of "iggnorant" [sic] profanity, just like Dick (Go F*** Yourself) Cheney. You're a regular Howard Stern! But you're too over the top. Not even the worst brain-damaged right wing lunatic is as stupid as you portray in your email.

A bit more subtlety is in order, even when mocking Bush-loving, rightwing nut Kool-Aid slurping morons. Still, thanks for the humor! It reminds us of the Bush supporters' stupidity - even if you grossly exaggerated their mental illness and idiocy to make a point.

Happy Independence Day, and looking forward to Independence from Bush Idiocy Day on November 2, 2004 and then January 20, 2005.